The Faces Behind The Rott: "Dog and Artist"

Ever since Homosapien was scribbling upon the walls of caves thousands of years ago, dog has been by his side. Of course, back then it was Dire Wolves and they were by his side because they had just killed him and they were gnawing on his bones and entrails.  
 
But eventually, Homosapien tamed wolves and godless Europeans like the Germans went on to create freak breeds like the Dachsund and the Bulldog using early genetic science.  
 
So, all through Homosapiens' history, Dog has been there to criticize and scoff at his art - for rarely was it as edible as Homosapien's delicious flesh.